Jordon:I have secret.
Me:So You're afriad of yourself?
Jordon:Yes, WAIT WHAT?!
Me:(Surprised)I didn't think you'd actually fall for that, you're even more of a retard then I imagined.(Laughs)
Me:(Wakes up 3 hours later)
Moral of the story:If you don't want a split lip, DON'T BE AN IDIOT LIKE ME!